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Thursday, 2 January 2025

HOW MANY BOOKS IN DECEMBER: A REPORT FROM A FUGITIVE.

Recap from December 2024’s blog post. 

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How many books have come into the house in the month of December? That’s easy. No books. So now I’ll set myself an easy challenge. How many books will have come into the house by December’s end?
   No more than…five…is my guess. And I will try to hold true to that. How? I’ll just not buy any. But wait a bit. There are things on order. Damn it. Yes. That’s true. How many? I have no clue. You see, I don’t want to know, and I don’t need to know. 

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Now that I’ve caught up to January, how many books actually came into the house in the long month of December? Two. Okay. That’s no more than five. Easy guess. But how many books did I read in the month of December? With last month’s blog post in mind, I decided to keep score throughout December. If I tracked the number of books in, I had to track the number of books out. And something else, besides.
   Zero books went out. One day, this will be a problem.
   What else, though? I knew I’d track the number of books read, as well. December is a monumentally busy month, or feels busier. Yes, there’s a holiday atmosphere, and that contributes – paradoxically – to the feeling of great activity.
   Maybe it’s the colder weather that makes things feel as if more’s going on. Nat King Cole never sang about those lazy, hazy, crazy days of winter, after all.
   How many books did I read in the busy month, then? My tally says sixteen. Maybe seventeen. Not sure if I noted the last one on a scrap of paper. We’ll say sixteen, for sure. I was on a mad mission to read a book a day, but life intruded. Could I read a book a day for a month? Yes, if I pick out loads of short books to read. True, they’d be short. But…those light tomes still take up space on the shelves. And a book read is a book read.
   How many unread books are on my shelves? Unknown. Books are crammed…everywhere. Across how many rooms? Oh, and hallways. It’s a rule that I don’t keep books in the kitchen. Unless they are pamphlets. Instruction manuals for kitchen gadgets. They go in a drawer, and are fine there. One day, the kitchen gadget is done. The corresponding instruction book is recycled.
   No, the kitchen isn’t a tribute to clouds of cookery, but steam does form on occasion. I kept a bookcase or two in the kitchen for a short time while I rearranged things upstairs. But nothing permanent sat in the kitchen on slick shelves that would attract condensation.
   Never read in the bath. That’s a top tip.
   I was told plumbers spend a ludicrous amount of time fishing mobile phones from toilet bowls. Unjamming dead electronics sounds like no fun. So…never answer the telephone while you are on the throne. Maybe that’s a better tip than not reading in the bath.
   Off the top of my head, I don’t know how many bookcases there are here. And I don’t have to care. As I don’t know how many books are on my shelves, I can’t really say how many unread books are on my shelves.
   If I could divide the books into read and unread collections, gradually adjusting the dividing line, a slow rising tide of reading, then I’d need an extra five rooms. Books go where they fit. And to store them in read/unread sections is impossible at this stage.
   Instead: chaos. Occasionally, this means I will accidentally read a book I thought I hadn’t read before. Chief suspect here was a book on renaissance art. This was a gift. And it was time to read that gift. Except, after delving in…yes, I realised I’d read it before.
   It was a good book, so I finished it again. What’s at the other end of the scale? A book I’ve walked past, convincing myself I’ve read it. No, I don’t think so. But then…how would I know for sure.
   Is such a volume more likely to be wedged into the top end of a distant bookshelf? Almost all books here are upright. And almost all books here have writing on the spines. Almost all books here have spines readable if you tilt your head to the right. There are exceptions.
   Hardly any books lie flat. Those that do lie across a line of books of equal height. The uppermost volume is almost always connected to the books it lies atop. An author puts out one more book before death. And there’s just no way to rearrange the books on shelves. Can’t be done. But there is that tempting space on top of books…
   I use that space rarely. While I still have space elsewhere, I needn’t resort to using that awkward gap at the top. Books that lie flat feel a bit isolated. Maybe I think I’ve read all of those. Some books will remain unread…
   Dictionaries. Those are dip-in tomes, and you are a fool to read a dictionary from cover to cover. I say that having read The Devil’s Dictionary in its entirety. Trust me. It’s a dip-in book, too. Ah, well. A book read is a book read, whether I liked it or not. At least I needn’t read the damned thing twice.
   How many books will come into the house this year? I must cut back, as ever. Let books come in, but read more than you let in. I must review the concept of sending books out. There’s charity. And there’ll be gifts.
   You can’t recycle hardback books. That’s what charity shops are for. I’d have to think really badly of a paperback book to recycle it. There are categories, I guess. Outdated books. But those might be useful as snapshots of history. Would I feel the need to stare at those snapshots? If not, do I need to store those?
   Taking a look at the shelves above my desk, I see they are accessible. The shelves below my desk are obscured by my desk. There’s a book hierarchy. In this case, it’s a lower-archy. Some things I won’t need quick access to. Until suddenly I do, and then I curse the arrangements.
   What are the arrangements? They are office-based. I can’t operate the computer and its many gadgets without clamping a few USB hubs to the shelves. Books lurk behind the cables. Why waste the space back there? It’s a bookshelf, after all.
   Books in and books out. Need to work on that second one. Books read and books unread. Then there are books read again. At the thorny end of the scale there are abandoned books. Books I tried to read and noped out of finishing…are few and far between.
   You need to be really bad at writing to come up with a book I won’t finish. Hell, my allergic reaction to Ambrose Bierce half-killed me. But I made it through The Devil’s Dictionary. Once. A second time would send me into author-phalactic shock.
   Books damaged beyond reading? No fires and no floods. There’s no mouldy old manual or worm-infested writing. Books produced to the very limits of reading? I have a few. There’s a limit to the concept of the tiny font. If I have to be miniaturised so that the letters appear as vast sculptures on the horizon, then maybe rethink your book production process.
   Odds and ends. My entire library seems to be made up of those. Massive manuals, tiny tomes, and a few items that barely qualify as books – they are all here. I want to read all of them, apart from the reference volumes. And I mean to dip into all of those.
   Will I keep score this year? I still have items on order, and feel I always will have. My guess for January is…two books in. I am definitely cutting back…on books in. Books on? Well, books on the shelves are going to keep living on those shelves. Worn-out books? I try to look after them, so that’s a small category. Dusty books? I have no way to avoid those. All bookcases with doors on them had the doors removed for reasons of space. I don’t need to provide space in which to open the doors if I take the doors away. Every room with books in becomes an aisle. And the upper hallway has gone that way, too.
   I think taking the doors off rooms is a step too far. Going by the layout, I’d only get one extra bookshelf in here, and that’s hardly worth the bother.
   Yes, I have glossed over digital books. The space they take up is time. Priority goes to physical books in front of me. And to the left of me. To the right of me. Not behind me. I have some limits. Need to leave room for the chair at my back.

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