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Friday, 20 December 2013

COMING SOON ON AMAZON - RETAIL MEMORIES: WHEN CUSTOMERS ATTACK, BY PAPI Z.



Recently I hosted a bunch of people on this blog in support of READ TUESDAY. It didn't matter to me if people were in the sale or not...
   Just as it didn't matter to me if some people weren't even published. I always hope that these scribblers take a shot at publication...
   With that in mind, the unpublished Papi Zilla has gone fifteen rounds with his retail demons and come out bloodied yet unbowed.
   Here's the cover for his book. Papi hopes to have that on the Amazon Kindle shelves by the 23rd of December, 2013.
   Papi is a blogger over at The Literary Syndicate. Makes him sound like some kind of outlaw.


http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CCoQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftheliterarysyndicate.com%2F&ei=xIWzUpOyCOqj0QWxtIGQDQ&usg=AFQjCNEGWp-I2gsDGfZXB5HD2NFTUsQ72A&sig2=V9RZJmI4jcHDg-MQ7w6tLQ&bvm=bv.58187178,d.d2k
   His book is a (koff, thinly-disguised, koff) highly fictional version of his life and times in the retail biz. If he knows where the bodies are buried, he ain't saying who they were.
   The raging red cover is by DANIELLE TAYLOR. Filled with humor, horror, and gift-wrap murder, this is a must-have book for your holiday! It will be available on Amazon Kindle for $0.99. The perfect stocking-stuffer.
   Basking in the radioactive glow of memories both good and bad, Papi Z takes you on a whirlwind tour of retail life from the perspective of a beleaguered world-weary Twilight Zone: store management.
   Hostile customers, vermin, and misadventures await as Papi Z escorts you through the dark times of Christmas and various other highly-stressful purchasing situations.

Papi Z was born many moons ago on Krypton deleted for legal reasons an alien world. Sent to Earth to assist humanity in shopping-related manners, he left the retail life and founded The Literary Syndicate. He currently lives on Earth with a human wife and daughter.
   To reach Papi Zilla when the Batphone isn't working, try Facebook, Twitter, or The Literary Syndicate.

Horror and gift-wrap murder? The perfect family gift, I say.



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